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I think there are two kinds of people. When faced with the particular dilemma of expecting to have turned the shower knob to the off position, and only a nanosecond later realize that what he has actually done is turn it all the way to "scalding hot", that person has a choice. They can risk a blast of near boiling water and turn the knob in the reverse direction as fast as possible, or flee the

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In the south, only poor people walk. And only drunks take taxis.

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Went out to a bar that a friend of mine was bartending at last night. I was pretty good and stuck with the pbr but I did ask him to put together some kind of "seat of your pants" specially shot. He asked if I wanted something spicy or fruity. I replied, "Is it to much to ask for both?" About a minute later he came back with a full shaker and two shot glasses. Shots were taken, looks were 

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Because I find myself at my own private Oscar Party tonight and I'm still as lame as I was last year I'm once again live-blogging the Oscars. This happens to be the first time I have actually seen every film thats been nominated for Best Picture. So.... Woo!And we're off.6:37 Tuned into E!'s red carpet covered. Pretty low energy. Must be the weather. It looks awfully cloudy. 6:44 Seacrest just

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I found this on youtube. Enjoy Arkansas fans!

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Ugh! So here's a good example of why you shouldn't solely view your weekend as "those two days that I get to drink a lot on". I spent both Friday and Saturday night out till around 5 AM. Which was great and fun, but when I finally crashed last night( or should I say yesterday morning) I didn't wake up until 4 PM. Which means I haven't been able to go to sleep at all. On the upside I have been

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Alright, I guess its time to update the old blog. And if you're not bored with nothing better to do, then I highly suggest you quit reading now, cause I have no idea what I'm going to write about which is never a good sign. Umm... for those of you that don't know I'm living New York again. Up until the past two weeks I would have thought that posting that would be redundant but apparently not,

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I had a dream last night that was too ridiculous not to write a post about. I found myself committed to a mental hospital and who turns out to be my roommate but none other than Dick Cheney himself. So what's a sitting Vice-President and 26 year old Arkansan to do? A jail break of course. I'm pretty sure Cheney was the Angelina Jolie character. We sneak out of the hospital, steal a car and the

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Monday is my day off from the play, so for the past two weeks I’ve been going to see a matinee at the movies. Today I was the only person in the entire theater. I don’t know why but its such a great feeling having a movie all to yourself in such a big place. And the movie was especially good. I’m not sure if anyone else would think it was that great of a movie. The reviews I looked at online

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Ok, so the month of march was not a good month for blogging. I wish I could say I had other things going on but I didn't. In fact most of what did at work all day was think up things to write about in my blog but then I'd get home and think, eh, I'm going to go do some other stuff. And I have been doing other stuff. Ok, I did spend a fair amount of time when I got home, sitting in front of the TV

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Rolling Stone gave Arcade Fire's new album Neon Bible a mediocre review, maybe explaining why I quit subscribing to that magizine when I was 15.

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This is the message I received today on myspace:From: Dannyhttp://www.myspace.com/berryvillepimpDate: Feb 27, 2007 11:23 AMSubject: Magic: The GatheringBody: Hello, my name is Danny. I live in Eureka Springs, Ar. I am looking for more Magic: The Gathering players for my local Saturday gaming group. Please contact me if you are interested. Danny Turner (337)303-XXXXI mean, I can't believe how

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Because I'm a total nerd and because I'm to hungover to leave the house and watch the oscars at my friend's house I decided I'm going to blogcast the oscars. I'm sure you guys are thrilled.So far the red carpet stuff is pretty boring. Eddie Murphy keeps bringing up Pluto Nash. Apparently bffs Nicole Kidman and Naomi Watts have a lot of fun going to BBQs together. I bet Nicole hogs the ribs. Leo's

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According to an article I read here at slate the other day, apparently the war on terror has spread to the realm of online gaming. I heard about this thing called "Second Life" awhile ago. I think its somekind if online verison of "The Sims", which I played for a for awhile a few years ago until I realized my "sims" lives were even more mundane than my own. After trying to get some kicks

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Ahh, how quickly things change after only 6 years. I remember it like yesterday. I stepped on board a magical RV known as "The Straight Talk Express." Some of you might be suprised to discover I was once a staunch supporter of a Republican Presidental Canidate. Imagine my own surprise when I realized there might actually be a Republican out there for me. Well, thank God for George Bush, he might

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Look out everyone, I might have just had another one of my "famous" prophetic dreams. Sure so far the most significant of these has been the one about the WWF buyout of the WCW, but I refuse to believe its was just a fluke. I did also have one were I sat in on a conference meeting between Ronald Reagan and Pope John Paul II, and they did die a couple years later... it must mean something.

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So, remember when Valentine's Day was cool? Like in the 3rd grade. You bought a box of Spider Man valentines, thought about sending a special one to the pretty girl sitting four desk away from you, decided against it, and then spent the last hour of school consuming massive amounts of candy, cake, and sugar water. Ah, those were the days. And then by Junior High that all get ruined with the

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